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- NEED FOOD AND LODGING
- A PLACE TO GO
- NEXT REST AREA:
- 100 MILES OR SO
- DARK AS NIGHT
- THE ROAD MAY BE
- DON'T SWERVE OFF IT
- AND HIT A TREE!
- IF YOU WANT
- TO REMAIN ALIVE
- HEED THIS WARNING
- DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!!
- SPIN THOSE WHEELS
- GO AHEAD!
- JUST DON'T COMPLAIN
- WHEN YOUR BRAKES ARE DEAD!!
- IN A HURRY?
- JUST WAIT A MINUTE!
- DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD!
- YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT!!
- TIME GOES SWIFTLY
- WHEN YOU ARE HAVING FUN
- CRUISING DOWN THE BOULEVARD
- IN THE MIDDAY SUN!!
- I SEE YOUR LIGHTS
- THEY'RE BLINDING ME
- TURN THEM DOWN BEFORE
- I HIT A TREE!
- I HATE TO MENTION
- TO THE CAR UP THERE
- THAT THIS ROAD IS MEANT
- FOR ALL TO SHARE!
- CALLED A TOW TRUCK?
- NEEDED A LIFT??
- DID THAT STEERING WHEEL
- TAKE A SLEEPY SHIFT??
- FIRST TIME DRIVING?
- PETRIFIED??
- THINK WE AREN'T
- ON THIS SIDE!
- A SONG, A DANCE
- WON'T HELP YOU AT ALL
- EXCEPT WHEN GETTING TICKETS
- TO THE POLICEMEN'S BALL!!
- THE CAR RUNS FINE!!
- ENGINE'S HUMMING!
- GOT THE FEELING
- A BREAKDOWN'S COMING???
- RED IS STOP!!
- GREEN IS GO!!
- DON'T STAMP ON THE GAS!
- YELLOW MEANS SLOW!!
- GO FOR THE SPEED LIMIT!
- POLICE IMPLORE!
- OR YOU WILL NOT BE AROUND
- TO SPEED NO MORE!
- A SPORT CAR IS DEFINATELY
- NOT A TOY!!
- IF YOU WRECK ONE:
- OH BOY!
- HEY SLOW DRIVER
- YOU, IN FRONT OF ME
- THE LIMIT'S FIFTY
- NOT TWENTY-THREE!
- THIS OLD T-BIRD
- TREATS ME RIGHT
- DRIVES BY DAY!!
- FLIES BY NIGHT!
- A TOLL GATE'S BEEN HERE
- SINCE THE ROAD WAS PAVED!
- WON'T THIS DARN HIGHWAY
- EVER BE PAID?
- LOCKED THE DOOR
- THEN HE SAW
- THE KEYS STILL HANGING,
- IN THE IGNITION'S MAW!!
- SLAMMING A DOOR
- WON'T GET YOU FAR!!
- ESPECIALLY IF IT IS
- YOUR BRAND NEW CAR!
- THE LIGHTS ARE PRETTY!!
- RED, YELLOW AND GREEN!!
- YOU SHOULD'VE STOPPED
- AT THE RED ONE YOU SEEN!!
- A LONG WAY TO JOURNEY
- EXHAUSTION, IT'S DEEP
- BETTER NOT TRY IT
- PULL OVER AND SLEEP!!
- A MIGHTY FOREST
- ONCE DID STAND!
- UNTIL THE ABANDONED FLAME
- GOT OUT OF HAND!!
- WATCH THOSE EXITS
- AT 60 PER!!
- WE DON'T WANT TO LOSE
- A GREAT CUSTOMER!
- THE ROAD IS SLEEK!!
- THE TURNS WERE SHARP!
- THE DRIVER WOUND UP
- WITH WINGS AND A HARP!!
- SHE TOOK THE HILL
- A WEE BIT FAST!
- NOW BOTH GIRL AND CAR
- ARE IN THE PAST!!
- SCHOOL ZONE NEAR!
- SLOW WAY DOWN!!
- WOULD NOT WANT TO RUN
- THAT POOR KID DOWN!
- WE MAY NOT KNOW HOW
- TO SPLIT AN ATOM!
- BUT OUR FAITHFUL PATRONS?
- JUST LET US AT THEM!!
- ON THAT VEHICLE
- ONE LIGHT I SEE
- IS THAT A MOTORCYCLE?
- OR JUST PRETENDING TO BE?!!
- HE CHECKED THE GAS LINE
- WITH A MATCH!
- NOW IT IS NOT JUST A HOLE
- THAT NEEDS TO BE PATCHED!
- OUT OF GAS?
- WHAT A SHAME!
- BUT THEN ASK YOURSELF
- WHO'S TO BLAME?!!
- IT MATTERS LITTLE
- HOW YOU DRIVE!!
- THE IMPORTANT THING
- IS TO ARRIVE ALIVE!
- PRICES RISING
- ACROSS THIS NATION!
- GAS SURE DID NOT BEAT
- THAT GROWING INFLATION!!
- TO AVOID GETTING UP
- IN CARE OF SOME NURSE
- BETTER PUT THAT CAR
- IN A QUICK REVERSE!
- THAT BRAND NEW GAS LINE
- IS OUT OF KILTER!
- NO WONDER, WHEN YOU SKIMPED
- ON THAT NEEDED FILTER!!
- ADORE YOUR WIFE!!
- ADORE HER PA!
- TRY AND LOVE YOUR
- MOTHER-IN-LAW!!
- THE CROWD YOU SEE
- INSIDE THAT STORE
- IS PURCHASING THIS GAME
- THAT'S FOR SURE!!
- PIRATES TAKE HEED!!
- YOU SCURVY CREW!!
- A VERY LONG JAIL TIME
- WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU!!
- SOME OF THEM POTHOLES
- ARE REALLY BAD!
- WORK ON THE PROBLEM
- WOULD BE REALLY RAD!!
- A CAR LIKE YOURS!
- TRIED AND TRUE!
- WILL OUTPERFORM
- ONE FRESH AND NEW!!
- SINCE THEM DAYS
- OF MODEL A'S AND T'S,
- PEOPLE ARE GLAD
- TO OWN THOSE KEYS!!
- WHEN I RUSH & I SPEED
- IT NEVER SEEMS TO FAIL!
- THERE ALWAYS IS A COP
- FOLLOWING ON MY TAIL!
- THOSE LIGHTS ARE BLINKING!!
- THE COP WILL LISTEN MAYBE
- WHEN HE SEES THAT MY WIFE
- IS HAVING A BABY!!!
- GAS PUMP AHEAD!
- TWO CARS BEHIND!!
- I'VE BEEN IN THIS STATION
- FOR THE LONGEST TIME!
- TWO WHISKEYS I DRANK!
- I'M DRIVING FINE!
- THAT IS UNTIL I
- HIT THAT "DON'T WALK" SIGN!
- BEFORE I CRASHED AT DAYTONA
- I WAS A RACE CAR DRIVER
- THEY USED TO CALL ME A TEN!
- MARKED DOWN TO 9.95ER!!
- PEACE ON EARTH!
- GOOD WILL TOWARD MEN!
- GREETINGS FOLKS!!
- TO ALL MY FRIENDS!!
- THOSE TIRES THEY TAKE YOU
- WHERE YOU WANT TO GO!
- THEYRE BOUND TO WEAR DOWN
- I WANT YOU TO KNOW!
- PLAY TO WIN
- WHEN RUNNING THIS GAME!
- AND YOU'LL JUST MAKE IT
- TO THE HALL OF FAME!!
- THESE STUPID RHYMES
- ARE SILLY, I KNOW IT!
- I DIDN'T SAY THAT I WAS
- A REAL GOOD POET!